Road Warrior

Just Walk Away!   

Humungus selection of Gear

It will be soon, we are scouring the wasteland to find supplies for you.

The Scoot Jocks

  • Apex
  • Cap'n Canyon
  • Duck Tape
  • Richie The Wrench
  • Dr. Ling Sing
  • Night Lighter
  • Bowl of Zanetti
  • Nose Cutter
  • Mad Maxi
  • Pezzz
The names above are from a comic book titled THE SCOOT JOCKS that one of our t-shirt designers, Bodhi O'Dell is currently working on. We will keep you posted on its release and feature it in this collection along with a custom line of t-shirts and gear to go with the comic book. Release date sometime in 2022. 
Please send a Request to us and we will include you on updates for the release of this comic  


NOVELTY ITEM'S ARE NOT CERTIFIED BY DOT AND NOT INTENDED TO BE USED AS SAFETY EQUIPMENT.  Novelty items, Helmets, Masks,  will not provide any protection to the head.
If you need DOT certified motorcycle helmets please check our DOT helmet listings in various styles. 
Most items in this Road Warrior Collection are Novelty and are to be used for fun, costume, entertainment etc.. Item's are not intended for any type of highway not DOT certified, Not for use in competition, such as racing etc. The items in this collection will not provide true protection or prevent bodily harm, injury or death. 
2nd Gear USA LLC, IS NOT LIABLE FOR ANY INJURIES  OR DEATH INCURED WHEN CHOOSING TO WEAR NOVELTY HELMETS. THESE HELMETS ARE BETTER ON THE GARAGE WALL OR USED FOR A COSTUME THAN ON YOUR HEAD. Purchase items marked novelty and use items marked novelty at your own risk.


11 items

8 Ball Back OFF Whip

 8 Ball Back OFF Whip Get back, you don't know me like that!!! They will know you if this bad boy...

 8 Ball Back OFF Whip Get back, you don't know me like that!!! They will know you if this bad boy get's used. 8 Ball, Black , Yellow , Orange, Red - Whip Cue Ball 36" All black hand-braided leather around a nylon core Threaded fringe on the end Solid, stainless steel heavy duty quick-release buckle Tight, black leather wrapping near end Pool ball size: 2.25 Diameter Clasp diameter 3/4" x 3/4" NEW Item

$35.00

Cue Ball Back OFF Whip

Cue Ball Back OFF Whip Get back, you don't know me like that!!! They will know you if this bad b...

Cue Ball Back OFF Whip Get back, you don't know me like that!!! They will know you if this bad boy get's used. 8 Ball Cue Ball 36" All black hand-braided leather around a nylon core 8 ball All black threaded fringe on the end Solid, stainless steel heavy duty quick-release panic buckle Tight, black leather wrapping near end Pool ball size: 2.25 Diameter Clasp diameter 3/4" x 3/4" NEW Item

$35.00

GXT Motorcycle Retro Vintage Bad Boy Bucket

GXT Motorcycle Retro Vintage Bad Boy Bucket Brand Name: GXTWeight: 0.65kgHelmet Style:  Novelty H...

GXT Motorcycle Retro Vintage Bad Boy Bucket Brand Name: GXTWeight: 0.65kgHelmet Style:  Novelty Half HelmetHelmet Material: Carbonfiber,Size: M, L, XL, XXLNEW Item   Note: NOVELTY ITEM'S ARE NOT CERTIFIED BY DOT AND NOT INTENDED TO BE USED AS SAFETY EQUIPMENT.  This will not provide any protection to the head. If you need DOT certified motorcycle helmets please check our DOT helmet listings in various styles.  2nd Gear USA LLC, IS NOT LIABLE FOR ANY INJURIES  OR DEATH INCURED WHEN CHOOSING T...

$66.99

Mad Mask

Mask Up if you are heading into the Wasteland, do not let the Humungus see you with one of these ...

Mask Up if you are heading into the Wasteland, do not let the Humungus see you with one of these on or you will have some serious problems.  Material: PlasticCharacters: Mad MaskGender: MENSpecial Use: Costumes

$30.99

Retro Vintage Scoot Jock Helmet

 Synthetic Leather Motorcycle Helmet Mud Guts left me in charge of selling these, if you want one...

 Synthetic Leather Motorcycle Helmet Mud Guts left me in charge of selling these, if you want one he said you can use his personal discount code: MUD to get 10% off.  Full Face Helmet Retro Vintage Scoot Jock Novelty NEW Item   Note: NOVELTY ITEM'S ARE NOT CERTIFIED BY DOT AND NOT INTENDED TO BE USED AS SAFETY EQUIPMENT.  This will not provide any protection to the head. If you need DOT certified motorcycle helmets please check our DOT helmet listings in various styles.  2nd Gear USA LLC, ...

$130.99 $153.99

Two Face Skull Helmet

Two Face Skull helmet, this Skully is even reversible, confuse your enemies, or make them laugh, ...

Two Face Skull helmet, this Skully is even reversible, confuse your enemies, or make them laugh, either way its a cool addition to the garage or man cave!   Weight: 1030g Helmet Style: Half Helmet Gender: Unisex Helmet Material: Abs Comes with : Bubble Lens Novelty   NEW Item   Note: NOVELTY ITEM'S ARE NOT CERTIFIED BY DOT AND NOT INTENDED TO BE USED AS SAFETY EQUIPMENT.  This will not provide any protection to the head. If you need DOT certified motorcycle helmets please check our DOT hel...

$230.99

Vintage Pilot Goggle

Vintage Pilot Goggle Next time you run into the gyro captain maybe he would like a set of these. ...

Vintage Pilot Goggle Next time you run into the gyro captain maybe he would like a set of these. Or just wear them to bed to protect yourself from all of the bed bugs on your pillow, its a thing, I am not joking, hurry go look at your pillow now! No wait, buy these goggles and then go check.  Size: One SizeGender: UnisexLenses Color: MULTI

$28.99 $29.99

Forearm Bracer

Forearm Bracer Might be keep your passenger from burning their skin on your belly button ring, th...

Forearm Bracer Might be keep your passenger from burning their skin on your belly button ring, those things get hot in Arizona.   Size: Adult Item Type: Bracer Gender: Unisex

$49.99

Vintage Waste Lander Goggles

Vintage Waste Lander Goggles Found on a corpse in the wasteland. Or maybe they are new, I just ca...

Vintage Waste Lander Goggles Found on a corpse in the wasteland. Or maybe they are new, I just cant remember where we got them.    Item Type: GlassesSize: One SizeLenses Color: ClearLenses Color: MultiGender: UnisexLen Color: Smoke, Clear, Silver, Yellow, ColorfulMaterial: Quality Plastic Lens, PC, SpongeFrame Color: CopperStyle: Vintage Waste landers

$14.99